ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
