Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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