Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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