The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
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In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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