why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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