actually, I'm a sock model
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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