about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
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Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
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Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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