Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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