i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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