I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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