but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
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just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
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we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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