He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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