Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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