The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
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My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
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He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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