$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
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He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
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Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I deserve this hangover.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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