I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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