I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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