Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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