Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
My pussy is not your playground.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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