I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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