that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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