i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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