I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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