At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I have tasted many bathrooms
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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