I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
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I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
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I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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