the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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