I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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