who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
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That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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