Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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