Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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