my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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