So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
My dick has a subreddit
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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