You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
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We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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