We won't sleep together?
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
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he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
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shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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