I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
