I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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