Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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