He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Randomize
