is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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