He is such a slut. More and more my type.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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