There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Randomize
