We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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