Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
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I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
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Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I think people are normalizing furries
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