Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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