So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
