oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
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Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
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They are going to name an STD after you.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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