How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
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Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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