If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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