I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
