umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
it glows. i had to have it.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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