One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Randomize