Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
she told me i tasted like america
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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