I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
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Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I need moral support for this bender
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
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You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.