"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
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He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
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You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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